Give or take a few years. Happy birthday, Alyx! ETA: It has come to my attention that I’m a couple of days early, due to a series of failures involving Facebook and not involving a calendar. But I’m leaving it up anyway, because.
Entries Tagged as 'win'
Rio: Olympics, Jesus And Hedgies
July 12th, 2010 · No Comments · win
Happy Monday! It’s 1AM Eastern, the Asian market is up, and all I see is rosy news about the strengthening euro, receding Chinese inflation and the bond market rallying, so I’ll stick with Pollyanna mode and take you on a mental vacation to Rio. The name is probably merely synonymous with beaches and Carnival for [...]
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Most Drunks Are Talking About An Entirely Different Crack Spread
June 30th, 2010 · 1 Comment · markets, win
Some people would tag this “fail,” but I’m going to go ahead and tag it “win”. For most people, if they get too drunk, they’ll wake up with the occasional random bruise, lost credit card, unattractive person in their bed, or something else mundane and regrettable. This dude though – he burned through $520 mil [...]
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Homely Gals Apply Within
June 4th, 2010 · 3 Comments · all ur bankz, bandit, win
We’re left boggling over what kind of operation Bandit is running over there, these days. After everything else that has gone south on his watch, this latest news is just one step too far: Citi is firing hot chicks, for being hot (allegedly). A Latina lovely says her bosses at Citigroup canned her for flaunting her [...]
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CEO Pay: Finally A Little Somethin’ For The Ladies
May 13th, 2010 · No Comments · win
So tonight, I will tip my scotch like a boss in the direction of Silicon Valley, in honor of the news that Yahoo’s Carol Bartz raked it in like whoa last year: Chief executive officers’ pay is shattering the glass ceiling. Boosted by a $47.2 million package for Carol Bartz of Yahoo! Inc. and $26.3 [...]
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