Entries Tagged as 'jim cramer'

Taking Advice From Television – Ur Doin It Rong

January 23rd, 2009 · 1 Comment · fail, jim cramer

Captain Obvious, please go to Room 109, we’ve got a patient who takes advice from his television waiting. Looks like you’re gonna need a bad clue-bat operation. So yeah, you should really not be taking advice from any television program. However, some are probably worse than others. CB sent me a link today to Cracked’s [...]

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Should Have Been Here Forever

November 19th, 2008 · 9 Comments · bandit, cnbc, jim cramer

Loyal commenter and LOLFed legal counsel Lolo, ESQ., is perhaps the only person on the entire planet who watches The Jim Cramer Happytime Hour of Fail and Lies (dba Mad Money), and has pestered me in that special way she has to alert you all that the beloved Bandit has been added to the dreaded [...]

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Jim Cramer’s Mea Culpa

October 21st, 2008 · No Comments · cnbc, jim cramer

Compare this to the vitriol he tossed yesterday! “Look, I want to clear something up. Last week, I was talking about the old management at AIG and how they should be hounded. It made it sound like I want to hound everybody at AIG. No. Thousands—99.9 percent of people who work at AIG are fabulous, [...]

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BREAKING NEWS: Jim Cramer A Blowhard

October 21st, 2008 · 4 Comments · cnbc, jim cramer

We here at LOLFed do not often watch the Jim Cramer Crazytime Hour on the television, because we are of the firm opinion that financial advice and the soundboard from your local radio station’s morning zoo should be mutually exclusive concepts.  Also, neither of us have enough liquor in our respective houses to make it [...]

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THEY KNOW NOTHING

March 16th, 2008 · 1 Comment · bernanke, jim cramer, Uncategorized

Cramer’s been saying it for a while now.

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