- Real estate wheeling and dealing, now with 100% more pushing, shoving and headlocks

- OMG WTF, we’re on our way to a TLT BBQ

- If $HP wants to pay two bil for storage, the rafters of my garage are available.

- Chart porn of the day: A colorful breakdown of the Fed’s balance sheet courtesy of the Atlanta Fed.

Finally, a video from The Onion for those who have become bored with the MSM dumbing it down infographic-style:

TIME Announces New Version Of Magazine Aimed At Adults