Homely Gals Apply Within

June 4th, 2010 by Jason · 3 Comments · all ur bankz, bandit, win

We’re left boggling over what kind of operation Bandit is running over there, these days. After everything else that has gone south on his watch, this latest news is just one step too far: Citi is firing hot chicks, for being hot (allegedly).

A Latina lovely says her bosses at Citigroup canned her for flaunting her ample assets at a midtown bank.

Dangerously curvy Debrahlee Lorenzana contends her ex-bosses at Citibank in the Chrysler Building banned her from wearing sexy outfits or heels deemed “too distracting” for male coworkers.

“I can’t help it that I have curves,” Lorenzana told the Daily News.

“And I’m not going to go eat and gain 50 or 100 pounds because my job wants me to be the same size as everyone else.”

Ha ha, all the other ladies at Citi are enormous fatties.

If there’s even an ounce of truth to this, Citi is the worst company that ever existed. You know, some of us would kill to work in an office with hot MILF-y eye candy. Firing someone for being too sexy is like divorcing your spouse because they keep buying you nice things with their enormous trust fund. It just doesn’t make sense at the end of the day.

Of course, that’s not exactly what happened. Debrahlee – which, I’m sorry, probably not helping matters here, but that is totally a stripper name – claims she complained about being sexually harassed by everyone with functioning eyesight, and that her employer’s response was to move her to another branch as retaliation for having the gall to speak up. The she was fired a month later. Women! Am I right? Yeah, this guy knows what I’m talkin’ about.

Either that or she was terrible at her job and was fired for that, which is Citi’s story and they’re sticking to it. Debrahlee is currently appearing on the center stage at some other bank, where one can only assume she’s still the recipient of “deposit box in the rear” jokes on the daily.

3 Comments so far ↓

  • alyx

    If I were in her shoes I would’ve been relishing the opportunity to tell so many men that there is a substantial penalty for early withdrawal.

  • baychev

    indian men love curves, blame it on bandit for making his personal preferences company etiquette!

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