- $BAC and $C? If you’re a hedge fund, obviously you’d hit it

- A list of what NOT to tell investors (h/t WallStreetFighter)

- By now, you’ve probably heard all about Ken Starr, Ponzi to the Stars. If Uma Thurman called for justice…

- Volatility is the new black and being naked, homeless and without wheels is the new killing it

- IPO’s-r-Us? Okay, after the struggles I had in Babies-r-Us recently trying to find LoLo, Esq., a baby shower gift, I would short this to oblivion. Not investment advice, natch.

- Biggest bear caught on record. No, not a link to Field+Stream. (h/t TakeAReport)