- LoLo, Esq., and I haven’t been patronizing Saks much lately; suddenly, Sadove announces $SKS may have to close up to 20 of its 53 stores. Hey, maybe Gilt will be able to get their paws on enough apres-season inventory to stay around a while longer after all, since Sadove has said he’s too good to ever run a 70% off instore sale again.

- TRB on the Goldman charges: Spare me the outrage

- Fred Phelps got really excited about this headline until he read further and realized that word means something else in the UK

- In Cuba they’re not really raging against the machine, more like muttering under their breath a little bit.

- Breaking news, it’s President Obama’s tax return (via WallStreetFighter)

- Bespoke finds a tablet with a worse product name than iPad (via TakeAReport)

- Your rose-tinted “War and recession are over” headline du jour: Ethiad and Lufthansa to restore flight service to Baghdad.

- Gordon Brown finds squid to be chewy, lacking in morality

Finally – CNBC brings in what sounds like a robot to discuss Goldman Sachs, and said robot proceeds to go after Jim Cramer (h/t HuffPo Business):