- We’d like to congratulate Jim Cramer on his gold medal in the 5000m speed skate. Wait, you mean I’ve got the wrong guy, and it was actually the flying Dutchman Sven Kramer? Oopsie. Sorry!

- Birdman, best known as the guy behind the vocoder factory that is Cash Money Records, is now investing in black gold. And he’s got an oil rig tattooed on his head. Some analyst speculates this is a sign of a top in the oil market. You know, kinda like how when the euro was at $1.60 and Jay-Z was flashing them in his videos. Personally, we’d give our money to Wu-Tang Financial first, but we do love any concern with a slogan like “Exxon Better Recognize”.

-30Rock (on NBC) parodies CNBC and it’s spot-on. (h/t WallStreetFighter)

- If a stimulus sits unspent in coffers, does it make a sound?

- An example of what can happen when you run your printing press too fast: Chile misspells its own name on some of its coins. Ben, I’m looking straight at you.

- Where in the world is the highest default risk?

- And finally… some real estate news you can use. One of the Real Housewives of the OC got served an eviction notice:

In a bizarre scene that began on last week’s “Real Housewives of Orange County,” Lynne Curtin’s daughters — Raquel and Alexa — received an eviction notice from a man who said, “You’ve been served. Your parents have been served.”

Frank admitted, “I screwed up.” He explained to a livid Lynne that the family had been living beyond their means and that he had been unable to pay a $10,000 security deposit on their new home.

Then they went shopping. See, they’re real people just like the rest of us!