
- Colony Capital wises up and bails out on deal talks with MGM Mirage, leaving CityCenter’s funding in jeopardy yet again. MGM, which had previously announced it was considering a sale of its casinos nobody would really want in Detroit and Mississippi, is probably close to having to cough up the Bellagio by now.
- Meanwhile, casino operators around the country have issued an economic gag order.
- All hail earnings season! Top six ways to fudge a balance sheet.
-SIGTARP: Wanted, forensic accountants. The pay sucks, but you get to bust failbanks and carry a gun. Tempted?
-Still pissed off at that crack about women’s math abilities, Code Pink goes after Larry Summers.
-One industry that’s still doing well: hookup sites.
- Jim Cramer crows about Wells.
Finally, because it’s a market holiday and CNBC is showing some thing about Madoff as I type this, here’s some animal-orchestra action…


Fartles // Apr 10, 2009 at 7:54 am
I thought they cancelled that
alyx // Apr 10, 2009 at 8:28 am
Kernen’s threatened to cancel it numerous times, but it never seems to completely go away. I usually miss it because I am never awake before 8AM.
TonyS // Apr 10, 2009 at 10:02 am
I really miss Vegas. I needs to get my arse out there again.
alyx // Apr 10, 2009 at 10:04 am
LoLo and I invited everyone to join us in the Bellagio baller suite but nooooooooooo….
Bill G // Apr 10, 2009 at 10:13 am
I recommend that CNBC cancels Mad Money and replaces it with an hour of the LolRus orchestra. Seriously.
Tony // Apr 10, 2009 at 11:17 am
LOL you invited us like 4 days beforehand and at a point when I had *NO* money, Alyx. FAIL.
LoLo,ESQ // Apr 11, 2009 at 5:07 pm
You could have made money in Vegas with that playboy mouth
Barrack Obama // Sep 18, 2009 at 1:07 am
It’s gonna finish, dumbass.