In Order To Ruin Your Morning

March 27th, 2009 by Jason · 3 Comments · Uncategorized

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I am well aware that I might not think on the same plane as, say, a normal person. But surely I cannot be the only one who experienced highly unpleasant visuals when I read the following line from this AP article on the president meeting with bank CEOs today:

The president was set to take the temperature of the bank CEOs on Friday at the White House. 

Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.

Side note: I’ll thank you not to hijack that image for your loony right-wing hatesite, thx.

3 Comments so far ↓

  • 'mouse

    I wonder if they make industrial-size thermometers for taking the temperature of, say, elephants?

    I’d pay to see the Prez walk out with something about the size of a Louisville Slugger and say, “Bend over, I’m gonna take your temperature.”

  • LoLo,ESQ

    what right wing hatesite? i want to read!

  • Jason

    Alyx: LOL did somebody really hotlink to the cocker spaniel??
    me: No, but someone in my office saw it and said something along the lines of “You’ve turned into a sensible Republican after all!”
    So after I struck him harshly, I thought I’d add that.

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