On Friday the 13th, the S&P slashes the credit ratings of 5 European countries. Is Jason Voorhees the new head of the S&P?
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Friday the 13th: S&P Slashes Credit Ratings
January 13th, 2012 · 2 Comments · breaking news, Currencies, fail, loller euro, markets
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Epic DOW Drop Is Epic – You See What Happens?
August 8th, 2011 · 5 Comments · breaking news, cnbc, fail, jim cramer, markets
Remember when the DOW dropped 500 points last Thursday? Remember when “people” were saying “Hey, there, kid! It’s a tremendous buying opportunity! Oversold!! Buy the dip!!” Well, I really hope you didn’t listen. Because falling knives are really sharp. Since the United States got downgraded Friday by S&P from AAA to AA+, things have taken [...]
Hope You Didn’t Get Too Excited Yesterday
August 4th, 2011 · 1 Comment · fail, markets
It’s my birthday, but I guess I should give up hope of anyone buying me any drinks or getting any presents, given this bloodbath. Now that the dust has settled, it looks like the DOW is down over five hundred points, with fail of similiar magnitude in the Nasdaq and S+P. What happened today? Interventions [...]
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Bernanke: Gold Isn’t Money, Gold Is Tradition
July 13th, 2011 · 21 Comments · all ur bankz, bailout, bernanke, breaking news, commodities, fail, markets
Ben Bernanke tells Ron Paul that gold isn’t money, gold is tradition.
