Entries Tagged as 'loller euro'

Cyprus – And, It’s Gone!

March 26th, 2013 · 2 Comments · all ur bankz, bailout, breaking news, fail, loller euro

The latest news in the Cyprus bailout, wealthy Russians take haircuts, Laiki Bank is dead.

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Moodiness and Negativity In the Eurozone

July 24th, 2012 · No Comments · loller euro

… well, Moody-ness and negativity basically everywhere except in Finland. Fearing fallout from Spain and Italy, Moody’s put Germany, the Netherlands and Luxembourg on negative outlook, but reaffirmed Finland’s Aaa rating, citing strong Koskenkorva sales and an increase in rare exports. Kidding. The legit reasoning was more like this: Although Finland would not be expected […]

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Friday the 13th: S&P Slashes Credit Ratings

January 13th, 2012 · 1 Comment · breaking news, Currencies, fail, loller euro, markets

On Friday the 13th, the S&P slashes the credit ratings of 5 European countries. Is Jason Voorhees the new head of the S&P?

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Kick the Can Necktie – Happy Holidays from Van Eck Global!

December 22nd, 2011 · 6 Comments · Currencies, loller dollar, loller euro

Van Eck killed it last year with the “Helicopter Drop” Bernanke necktie, and this year, they’ve done it again. Reader Bart L. shared these photos with me of this holiday season’s must-have neckwear: from the Vineyard Vines custom collection, this year’s tie is a tribute to the euro crisis, in the form of kicking the […]

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So This Happened…

September 27th, 2011 · 5 Comments · bartertown, loller euro, markets

A ray of sunshine appeared on the BBC yesterday and made a case that the Eurozone rescue plan will fix everything, except he really did the opposite of that and Europe is going to go full Bartertown within a year.  

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