Entries Tagged as 'jamie dimon'

Oh, Jamie

May 15th, 2012 · 5 Comments · jamie dimon

Sorry, we’ve been quiet, but two bil is finally enough to interrupt Jason’s and my days. Sigh. Poor Jamie – we’ve not lampooned him much around here, and now they’re calling for his head. Not that I think he’ll resign, or that I can ever see the words “What I did wasn’t good for America” […]

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Quit Chase Bank, Get A Chicken Sandwich

July 15th, 2010 · 2 Comments · bitchfights, jamie dimon

I know, I know, this is my third post about sandwiches this week or something, but I wanted to tell everyone that The House of Dimon may be losing a few customers in the Seattle area today: We just found out via the Twilight Exit facebook page that the bar/restaurant is offering a free dinner […]

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$JPM vs Lehman: Be Aggressive. Hope Dimon Brings The Cheerleaders

May 27th, 2010 · 2 Comments · bitchfights, jamie dimon, lehman brothers

OMG both the “Lehman Brothers” and “Bitchfights” tags get to ride again! This time – it’s The Ghost Of Lehman Brothers vs. The House That Jamie Built: The lawsuit, filed in federal bankruptcy court in New York City, takes special aim at senior JP Morgan officials, including CEO Jamie Dimon, alleging that these officials triggered […]

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Breaking News: $JPM Still Losing Money On Stuff

January 18th, 2010 · No Comments · all ur bankz, jamie dimon

JPMorgan! They reported Friday – quadruple earnings score! But, with bank earnings reports always comes the fail, and it’s hard to forget JPM acquired WaMu and have a lot of mortgages on their books, and that they’ve adjusted the fulcrum on the leverage teeter-totter further from the center than some of their peers. WSJ takes […]

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Plenty Money – If JPM Did Hip Hop

June 13th, 2009 · No Comments · jamie dimon

LoLo, Esq. sent me a text the other day about Plies’ “Plenty Money”, a hip-hop track that came out earlier this year. She said I had to look it up, that it reminded her of Jamie Dimon. I’ve taken the liberty of rewriting a bit of it with him in mind: I like my stocks […]

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