I know, I know, this is my third post about sandwiches this week or something, but I wanted to tell everyone that The House of Dimon may be losing a few customers in the Seattle area today: We just found out via the Twilight Exit facebook page that the bar/restaurant is offering a free dinner [...]
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OMG both the “Lehman Brothers” and “Bitchfights” tags get to ride again! This time – it’s The Ghost Of Lehman Brothers vs. The House That Jamie Built: The lawsuit, filed in federal bankruptcy court in New York City, takes special aim at senior JP Morgan officials, including CEO Jamie Dimon, alleging that these officials triggered [...]
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JPMorgan! They reported Friday – quadruple earnings score! But, with bank earnings reports always comes the fail, and it’s hard to forget JPM acquired WaMu and have a lot of mortgages on their books, and that they’ve adjusted the fulcrum on the leverage teeter-totter further from the center than some of their peers. WSJ takes [...]
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LoLo, Esq. sent me a text the other day about Plies’ “Plenty Money”, a hip-hop track that came out earlier this year. She said I had to look it up, that it reminded her of Jamie Dimon. I’ve taken the liberty of rewriting a bit of it with him in mind: I like my stocks [...]
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Hypothetically, if a bunch of bank CEOs were to get together to play some pickup basketball, it sure sounds like Jamie Dimon would be dunking all over Vikram Bandit and John Thain and Lloyd Blankfein and whomever else decided to show up and get taken to school. Because, when the NBA wanted to know how [...]
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