Having plowed his way through CNBC (rumor has it Larry Kudlow was the lone holdout, the prude), human sex machine Charlie Gasparino is leaving the hallowed halls of that network to take the many cherries at rival Fox Business Network. The well-known and volatile Mr. Gasparino, who played a pivotal role in CNBC’s coverage of [...]
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He Just Went For The High-Quality Tail
February 17th, 2010 · 1 Comment · cnbc
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CNBC Lowers Bar Again
September 1st, 2009 · 8 Comments · cnbc, fail
It’s become something of a custom for CNBC personalities to be silly and/or ignorant, but it’s generally on matters related directly to monetary policy or the markets (except for the Fast Money crew, those guys are cool). It’s rare that any of the CNBC peeps get to flaunt their half-witted chops outside the confines of [...]
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How CNBC Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The TARP
July 21st, 2009 · 1 Comment · bailout, cnbc
TARP watchdog (not to be confused with TARPdog, handed out by Citi to prospective customers) Neal Barofsky gave us some extremely ugly numbers today as to our total potential liability if bailed-out banks go sour and their investments fall off a cliff: “Although large in its own right, TARP is only a part of the [...]
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Chuck Schwab Wouldn’t Hit It
July 10th, 2009 · 3 Comments · cnbc
CNBC has been touting “Porn: Business Of Pleasure” for the last couple weeks, which you’d think would be good news for ratings. However, unfortunately, it looks like the documentary is going to involve a lot of pulling out. Wait, get your mind out of the gutter. I’m talking about ADVERTISERS, silly: EXCLUSIVE – CNBC’s porn [...]
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Cramer Gets Tough, Three Months Later
May 14th, 2009 · 6 Comments · bitchfights, cnbc, jim cramer
Some months ago, CNBC talking head and known psychopath Jim Cramer appeared on the little-known news & comedy variety show The Daily Show where he was brutally beaten and inappropriately touched by that bully Jon Stewart, who savagely attacked Cramer and his network using facts and video clips, for lulz. You may have heard about [...]
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