Entries Tagged as 'breaking news'

Citigroup, SunTrust, Ally, MetLife Fail FED Stress Tests

March 14th, 2012 · 4 Comments · all ur bankz, bandit, breaking news, fail, regulatin

The FED performed annual stress tests on 19 banks. 4 of them failed: Citigroup, SunTrust, Ally Financial, and MetLife.

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Kim DotCom – King of the Internetz Deposed

January 21st, 2012 · 1 Comment · breaking news, win

Kim Dotcom, the king of the internetz, may have just been deposed by the United States government. Megaupload has been shutdown.

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Friday the 13th: S&P Slashes Credit Ratings

January 13th, 2012 · 1 Comment · breaking news, Currencies, fail, loller euro, markets

On Friday the 13th, the S&P slashes the credit ratings of 5 European countries. Is Jason Voorhees the new head of the S&P?

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What’s a Bored Exec To Do?

December 11th, 2011 · 2 Comments · breaking news, fail

Two of Research In Motion’s execs found themselves in a dilly of a pickle recently – but not because the dog ate their BlackBerry. No, because they got a little too drunk on a flight to Beijing. You might infer they were a bit rowdy. The two were eventually charged with ‘mischief’, ordered to paid [...]

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Credit Card Companies Resort To Name-Calling

December 4th, 2011 · 8 Comments · all ur bankz, breaking news, fail

There’s an adage in marketing that you should surprise and delight your customers. I think this one qualifies as a “surprise” but not so much as a “delight”. NetSpend, a company in Austin, TX, shipped out a prepaid debit card offer to one “Asswipe Williams” in Sacramento, CA. Problem is, the dude is actually named [...]

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