Entries Tagged as 'breaking news'

JCP Dumps Johnson, Brings Back Ullman

April 10th, 2013 · 1 Comment · breaking news, fail, retail

JCP dumps Johnson and brings back Ullman. Will it work? Or is J.C. Penney too far gone?

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Cyprus – And, It’s Gone!

March 26th, 2013 · 1 Comment · all ur bankz, bailout, breaking news, fail, loller euro

The latest news in the Cyprus bailout, wealthy Russians take haircuts, Laiki Bank is dead.

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Ben Bernanke Warns Of Fiscal Cliff

November 20th, 2012 · No Comments · bailout, bernanke, breaking news

Ben Bernanke warns about the impending fiscal cliff (Richard). Look out! Cliff!

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Bacon Supply Of 1% To Remain Uninterrupted

October 1st, 2012 · 1 Comment · breaking news

Jason and I haven’t posted in a while, and I’d like to blame this, largely, on those reports that there was going to be a bacon shortage. That’s some end-of-days type ish right there, and you can likely picture us hunkering down in our respective shelters, stocking up on pork bellies and ammo. Then, today, [...]

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Ben Bernanke Breaks Out QE3 Bazooka

September 13th, 2012 · 3 Comments · bernanke, breaking news

Ben Bernanke announces QE3 and the continuation of Operation Twist. Fire the money bazooka!

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