JCP dumps Johnson and brings back Ullman. Will it work? Or is J.C. Penney too far gone?
Entries Tagged as 'breaking news'
JCP Dumps Johnson, Brings Back Ullman
April 10th, 2013 · 1 Comment · breaking news, fail, retail
Tags:epic fail·lack of win
Cyprus – And, It’s Gone!
March 26th, 2013 · 1 Comment · all ur bankz, bailout, breaking news, fail, loller euro
The latest news in the Cyprus bailout, wealthy Russians take haircuts, Laiki Bank is dead.
Tags:epic fail·lack of win
Ben Bernanke Warns Of Fiscal Cliff
November 20th, 2012 · No Comments · bailout, bernanke, breaking news
Ben Bernanke warns about the impending fiscal cliff (Richard). Look out! Cliff!
Bacon Supply Of 1% To Remain Uninterrupted
October 1st, 2012 · 1 Comment · breaking news
Jason and I haven’t posted in a while, and I’d like to blame this, largely, on those reports that there was going to be a bacon shortage. That’s some end-of-days type ish right there, and you can likely picture us hunkering down in our respective shelters, stocking up on pork bellies and ammo. Then, today, [...]
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Ben Bernanke Breaks Out QE3 Bazooka
September 13th, 2012 · 3 Comments · bernanke, breaking news
Ben Bernanke announces QE3 and the continuation of Operation Twist. Fire the money bazooka!

