^Not investment advice, just lulz. It’s been a while since we’ve turned our attention to the Bandit, but you can’t possibly have thought we’d let this one go by without comment. While Citi may not have discovered the art of turning lead into gold, they’ve figured out a way to make their share price increase [...]
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Citi’s Reverse Split – We Saw What You Did There
May 8th, 2011 · 5 Comments · all ur bankz, bandit
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Homely Gals Apply Within
June 4th, 2010 · 3 Comments · all ur bankz, bandit, win
We’re left boggling over what kind of operation Bandit is running over there, these days. After everything else that has gone south on his watch, this latest news is just one step too far: Citi is firing hot chicks, for being hot (allegedly). A Latina lovely says her bosses at Citigroup canned her for flaunting her [...]
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Edward Joins Team Bandit
March 31st, 2010 · No Comments · bandit
The Bandit gets himself a million-dollar handler: Citigroup Inc. chief executive Vikram Pandit reached outside the Wall Street financial world to enlist a top deputy to New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg to buff up his and the bank’s image and mend often-stormy relations with regulators. Edward Skyler, 36-year-old New York Deputy Mayor for operations, will [...]
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For Citi Execs, Bandit Masks Are De Rigeur
March 21st, 2010 · No Comments · bandit
To Treasury, letting the boys at $C hide behind the bandit mask is not just a privilege, but a right: The U.S. Treasury Department refused to disclose names of Citigroup Inc. executives who haggled over bailout terms in late 2008 after the bank said they might be harassed like the American International Group Inc. workers [...]
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Gratitude: He Haz It
March 4th, 2010 · 5 Comments · bailout, bandit
Local hero Bandit finds himself back in the news today, not so much because he has done something terrible, but rather that I found this image I made a while back and wanted an excuse to use it. Bandit finds himself in Washington today to speak before the panel that oversees (oversaw, I guess?) TARP [...]
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