Entries Tagged as 'bandit'

Bandit Retires; Smokey Sad

November 18th, 2012 · 2 Comments · all ur bankz, bandit

OK, we finally cover the Vikram Pandit resignation from Citi. We (and Smokey) are sad about it.

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Citigroup, SunTrust, Ally, MetLife Fail FED Stress Tests

March 14th, 2012 · 4 Comments · all ur bankz, bandit, breaking news, fail, regulatin

The FED performed annual stress tests on 19 banks. 4 of them failed: Citigroup, SunTrust, Ally Financial, and MetLife.

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Citi’s Reverse Split – We Saw What You Did There

May 8th, 2011 · 5 Comments · all ur bankz, bandit

^Not investment advice, just lulz. It’s been a while since we’ve turned our attention to the Bandit, but you can’t possibly have thought we’d let this one go by without comment. While Citi may not have discovered the art of turning lead into gold, they’ve figured out a way to make their share price increase […]

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Homely Gals Apply Within

June 4th, 2010 · 3 Comments · all ur bankz, bandit, win

We’re left boggling over what kind of operation Bandit is running over there, these days. After everything else that has gone south on his watch, this latest news is just one step too far: Citi is firing hot chicks, for being hot (allegedly). A Latina lovely┬ásays her bosses at Citigroup canned her for flaunting her […]

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Edward Joins Team Bandit

March 31st, 2010 · No Comments · bandit

The Bandit gets himself a million-dollar handler: Citigroup Inc. chief executive Vikram Pandit reached outside the Wall Street financial world to enlist a top deputy to New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg to buff up his and the bank’s image and mend often-stormy relations with regulators. Edward Skyler, 36-year-old New York Deputy Mayor for operations, will […]

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