Entries Tagged as 'all ur bankz'

Asleep On The Job?

June 11th, 2013 · 4 Comments · all ur bankz

Every now and then, we all slip up on the job. Maybe we forget to reply to an email, or don’t commit a file to a repo, or we fall asleep on our keyboard and accidentally transfer $222 million to the wrong account: An obviously tired German bank employee fell asleep on his keyboard and […]

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Cyprus – And, It’s Gone!

March 26th, 2013 · 2 Comments · all ur bankz, bailout, breaking news, fail, loller euro

The latest news in the Cyprus bailout, wealthy Russians take haircuts, Laiki Bank is dead.

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Bandit Retires; Smokey Sad

November 18th, 2012 · 2 Comments · all ur bankz, bandit

OK, we finally cover the Vikram Pandit resignation from Citi. We (and Smokey) are sad about it.

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Satire: It’s Your BofA, Your Tax Money, Your Problem

April 19th, 2012 · 1 Comment · all ur bankz, bailout

Somebody went through a lot of trouble to create the Bank of America satire site YourBofa.com.

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Citigroup, SunTrust, Ally, MetLife Fail FED Stress Tests

March 14th, 2012 · 4 Comments · all ur bankz, bandit, breaking news, fail, regulatin

The FED performed annual stress tests on 19 banks. 4 of them failed: Citigroup, SunTrust, Ally Financial, and MetLife.

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