Bailout opponents alike can toast to this one — Chicago’s politically well-connected ShoreBank should start packing its bags, as it’s about to take a one-way trip on the failboat, per Charlie Gasparino: FOX Business Network has learned that banking regulators have informed officials at ShoreBank that the company is heading for the Federal Deposit Insurance [...]
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ShoreBank Is Finally Dry Docked
August 10th, 2010 · 2 Comments · all ur bankz, fail
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$GS Misses The Point
July 29th, 2010 · No Comments · all ur bankz, fail, goldman sachs
Let’s say, for the sake of argument, that you and I had devised a deal that would make us a lot of money at the expense of someone else. We would, of course, never do such a thing, but let us pretend. This being the 21st century, we would, naturally, communicate about this deal via [...]
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More From The Department Of LOL-Worthy Bank Robberies (Video)
July 26th, 2010 · No Comments · all ur bankz
We had Darth Vader the other day, today we have a dude in a blonde wig, falsies and clown pants: And he’s already been “bust”ed… A Pittsburgh-area man is behind bars after police say he robbed a bank wearing a blond wig, fake breasts and clown pants. Swissvale police Chief Greg Geppert says 48-year-old Dennis [...]
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Darth Vader Holds Up Chase Bank
July 23rd, 2010 · 1 Comment · all ur bankz
Guy dressed as Darth Vader robs Chase bank in Long Island.
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Homely Gals Apply Within
June 4th, 2010 · 3 Comments · all ur bankz, bandit, win
We’re left boggling over what kind of operation Bandit is running over there, these days. After everything else that has gone south on his watch, this latest news is just one step too far: Citi is firing hot chicks, for being hot (allegedly). A Latina lovely says her bosses at Citigroup canned her for flaunting her [...]
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