Unemployed MFer

November 4th, 2011 · 3 Comments · breaking news, fail, sovereign wealth

MF Global CEO (and former Goldman Sachs CEO, and former New Jersey CEO) Jon Corzine resigned this morning, which is what you do when your company goes bankrupt. Oh, MF Global went bankrupt earlier this week. We hope you’re getting your breaking financial news from sites that update every day. Anyway, MF Global found itself [...]

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So This Happened…

September 27th, 2011 · 5 Comments · bartertown, loller euro, markets

A ray of sunshine appeared on the BBC yesterday and made a case that the Eurozone rescue plan will fix everything, except he really did the opposite of that and Europe is going to go full Bartertown within a year.  

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Can This Be A Thing Now?

June 4th, 2011 · 1 Comment · fail

Florida homeowners foreclose on Bank of America. Can this be a thing now?

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Jail: It’s Not Just For Poor People Anymore

April 14th, 2011 · 3 Comments · all ur bankz, goldman sachs

So as it happens, during hearings before a Senate panel last year, Goldman’s Lloyd Blankfein might have lied a little (a lot) about his firm’s position in the mortgage market. We know, we should have asked you to sit down before reading this shocking news. Trust us, we were every bit as surprised (none) as [...]

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Scandal, Intrigue, Etc.

December 22nd, 2010 · 2 Comments · all ur bankz

Depending on what you read, Julian Assange – otherwise known as the man accused of having unprotected sex with Wikileaks (or something, I’m not a detail guy) – may or may not be sitting on enough explosive information about Bank of America to cause resignations of top executives. The media has been going haywire thinking [...]

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