Oh, Jamie

May 15th, 2012 · 3 Comments · jamie dimon

Sorry, we’ve been quiet, but two bil is finally enough to interrupt Jason’s and my days. Sigh. Poor Jamie – we’ve not lampooned him much around here, and now they’re calling for his head. Not that I think he’ll resign, or that I can ever see the words “What I did wasn’t good for America” [...]

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Kick the Can Necktie – Happy Holidays from Van Eck Global!

December 22nd, 2011 · 5 Comments · Currencies, loller dollar, loller euro

Van Eck killed it last year with the “Helicopter Drop” Bernanke necktie, and this year, they’ve done it again. Reader Bart L. shared these photos with me of this holiday season’s must-have neckwear: from the Vineyard Vines custom collection, this year’s tie is a tribute to the euro crisis, in the form of kicking the [...]

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What’s a Bored Exec To Do?

December 11th, 2011 · 2 Comments · breaking news, fail

Two of Research In Motion’s execs found themselves in a dilly of a pickle recently – but not because the dog ate their BlackBerry. No, because they got a little too drunk on a flight to Beijing. You might infer they were a bit rowdy. The two were eventually charged with ‘mischief’, ordered to paid [...]

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A Christmas Miracle – Or Not

December 5th, 2011 · 1 Comment · all ur bankz, bartertown

Because figgy pudding just doesn’t taste the same when you have to eat it out of a can, on a street corner, while huddling around a garbage can full of burning newspapers for warmth, a moratorium on foreclosures has been announced until the end of the holidays: Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac will not foreclose [...]

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Credit Card Companies Resort To Name-Calling

December 4th, 2011 · 8 Comments · all ur bankz, breaking news, fail

There’s an adage in marketing that you should surprise and delight your customers. I think this one qualifies as a “surprise” but not so much as a “delight”. NetSpend, a company in Austin, TX, shipped out a prepaid debit card offer to one “Asswipe Williams” in Sacramento, CA. Problem is, the dude is actually named [...]

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