Entries from November 19th, 2011

Daily Derp: Congress’ Vegetative State

November 19th, 2011 · 5 Comments · fail

From the “Pureeing While Rome Burns” department, we have one of those stories that looks like it came from Idiocracy, The Onion or at the very least one of those “where do you bury the survivors” trick questions – how much pureed fruit, likely infused with high-fructose corn syrup, does one have to put atop [...]

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$BAC and The Google+ Pages Free For All

November 15th, 2011 · 1 Comment · all ur bankz, breaking news

Now that the shiny new social network Google+ is open to brand pages, there’s been something of a free-for-all during the time between when a page is built and when it is verified (and by “when”, I mean “if”, as $BAC has a verified page yet this one still stands). Which is, of course, bad [...]

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Unemployed MFer

November 4th, 2011 · 3 Comments · breaking news, fail, sovereign wealth

MF Global CEO (and former Goldman Sachs CEO, and former New Jersey CEO) Jon Corzine resigned this morning, which is what you do when your company goes bankrupt. Oh, MF Global went bankrupt earlier this week. We hope you’re getting your breaking financial news from sites that update every day. Anyway, MF Global found itself [...]

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