Entries from September 15th, 2011

Happy 3rd Anniversary, Lehman Brothers

September 15th, 2011 · No Comments · lehman brothers

And for our favorite trainwreck, we can think of nothing more fitting than an anniversary cakewreck. Still, it sounds like they’re going to get the biggest present of all – three years later, they may be finally winding down their BK proceedings. Fav quote: “People at the time were thinking this was going to be [...]

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Banks, They’re So Hot Right Now

September 13th, 2011 · 2 Comments · all ur bankz

Alex Schaefer, a California artist, has tapped into some of the frustration with the financial system via a visual statement: a series of paintings of burning banks. His reasoning: Schaefer tells The Los Angeles Times that his painting is a “visual metaphor for the havoc that banking practices have caused to the economy.” Works for [...]

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Bank Of America Ranks First In Something

September 12th, 2011 · 2 Comments · all ur bankz, fail

Taking the award for the most layoffs so far this year, a title previously held by Merck – it’s Bank of America ($BAC)! They’ve confirmed 30,000 layoffs: “As the decisions are implemented, employment levels in the areas under review during Phase I are expected to be reduced by approximately 30,000 jobs over the next few [...]

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Labor Day: We Have Today Off, Markets Not So Much

September 5th, 2011 · 2 Comments · fail

What’s that delicious charred smell? Well, in my backyard it’s a 2″ thick new york strip but everywhere else around the world, it’s the scent of the major indices burning off a few percentage points. Expect a spillover in the US tomorrow: European stocks dragged global equities down along with them all day Monday as [...]

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