One of my readers checked his stocking this morning and found a little gift. He shared this image with me, and I have to share it with you. Check out the “Helicopter Drop” tie:
Kudos, Van Eck Global, for having a sense of humor.
We’ve done the 12 days of Christmas before, but it’s due some revision, so here you go…
Twelve ‘copters dropping
Eleven printers printing
Ten banks rejoicing
Nine percent not working
Eight class-warfarists arming
Seven homes foreclosing
Six retailers liquidating
Five Ponzi schemes!
Four bandit masks
Three dollar gas
Two Cash-For-Golds
And one Fed inflaaaaaaating…
Alternate suggestions? Feel free to leave ‘em in the comments. Happy Holidays!



scurvy // Dec 13, 2010 at 4:40 pm
DO WANT!
JWB3 // Dec 16, 2010 at 12:18 am
are these ties available for purchase?! These would make great gifts. Thanks.
alyx // Dec 16, 2010 at 10:51 am
Unfortunately, even after extensive Googling I was unable to find these for sale. If someone does, please post it
Dwight Carey // Dec 29, 2010 at 5:00 pm
Anyone want to sell a Van Eck Global Bernencki helicopter drop tie?
Emily // Dec 30, 2010 at 11:22 am
I don’t understand what’s going on with the tie in that picture… is it like 6 feet long?
Five Ponzi schemes made me laugh inside.
Kick the Can - Happy Holidays! - LOLFED // Dec 22, 2011 at 5:39 pm
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