Santa Ben Is Coming To Town

December 13th, 2010 by alyx · 6 Comments · win

One of my readers checked his stocking this morning and found a little gift. He shared this image with me, and I have to share it with you. Check out the “Helicopter Drop” tie:

Kudos, Van Eck Global, for having a sense of humor.

We’ve done the 12 days of Christmas before, but it’s due some revision, so here you go…

Twelve ‘copters dropping
Eleven printers printing
Ten banks rejoicing
Nine percent not working
Eight class-warfarists arming
Seven homes foreclosing
Six retailers liquidating
Five Ponzi schemes!
Four bandit masks
Three dollar gas
Two Cash-For-Golds
And one Fed inflaaaaaaating…

Alternate suggestions? Feel free to leave ‘em in the comments. Happy Holidays!

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