And a great cheer went up all ’round the nation as economic adviser and alleged human Larry Summers announces his plans to step down. Speaking about his decision, Summers cited his great success in nearly ruining capitalism for a second time, and plans to return to Harvard at the end of the year. This is approximately two years too late.
Rumors were circulating this week regarding Summers’ imminent departure, along with that of fellow failure Tim Geithner. We’re not sure we have enough champagne to properly celebrate Timmay’s leaving, but if that rumor plays out, we’re sure we’ll make do somehow.