- On the EUD/USD, the octopus remains moot.

- Take a look at the Beveridge curve and the unemploment rate, and then have a stiff drink.

- Punxsutawney Fed sees six more months of economic winter.

- JDA looks at some of the subtleties involved in regulating the series of tubes.

- In the great battle of experiences versus stuff, experiences for the win. (h/t WallStreetFighter)

- I’m in ur money funds, nearly breakin ur buck

Finally, from the fashionista breaking news department – WSJ lets you know that the hat industry’s long national nightmare is over. Plus some tips for wearing those fedoras, hipster boys: