Entries from July 26th, 2010

More From The Department Of LOL-Worthy Bank Robberies (Video)

July 26th, 2010 · No Comments · all ur bankz

We had Darth Vader the other day, today we have a dude in a blonde wig, falsies and clown pants: And he’s already been “bust”ed… A Pittsburgh-area man is behind bars after police say he robbed a bank wearing a blond wig, fake breasts and clown pants. Swissvale police Chief Greg Geppert says 48-year-old Dennis [...]

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A Large, Oily Bootprint On Tony Hayward’s Forehead

July 26th, 2010 · 2 Comments · markets

We usually only give out Boot Awards for various bank CEOs, but Tony Hayward is notable, notorious, the CEO of a public company and has put his foot in his mouth with bank-CEO regularity, so it seems apropos enough of LOLFed to commemorate his ouster: Tony has what I’d probably consider a bronze or silver [...]

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Goldman Sachs: The Movie

July 24th, 2010 · 3 Comments · goldman sachs

Documentary maker Ric Burns (brother of Ken) is in the middle of shooting (what else) a documentary about vampires and squids, so naturally Goldman came up. This hard-hitting piece will expose, once and for all, the seedy underbelly of America’s most evil corporation, shining the light of truth and justice on its many misdeeds, and [...]

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Darth Vader Holds Up Chase Bank

July 23rd, 2010 · 1 Comment · all ur bankz

Guy dressed as Darth Vader robs Chase bank in Long Island.

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Tuesday Linkgasm

July 23rd, 2010 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Sorry about the second straight day of links. I’m drowning at my real job and Alyx is off getting married or something. I’ll do better tomorrow, maybe. Biggest news today is the results of the EU-ordered stress tests on 91 banks, which will determine whether Europe is allowed to continue to exist or if it [...]

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