Darth Vader Holds Up Chase Bank

July 23rd, 2010 by invasive · 1 Comment · all ur bankz

Darth Vader Robs Bank

A man dressed as Darth Vader robbed a Chase bank in Long Island on Thursday morning. Suffolk County cops are currently looking for him.

He didn’t have a light saber, just a gun, which is apparently a backup weapon for Sith lords. Hey, the Empire happens to be in a lot of debt right now, what with having to constantly rebuild Death Stars and the like. Sometimes they’ll hit banks on the outer rim planets to keep the paychecks going.

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