Entries from July 31st, 2010

Robots Will Bankrupt Us All

July 31st, 2010 · 1 Comment · markets, regulatin

Tyler Durden (if that’s his real name) over at Zero Hedge brings us, as he so often does, a light-hearted and amusing look at the hilarity of the market. Or, specifically, how every major firm has their own Skynet and are each trying to out-Skynet everyone else, illegally. Awesome. Recently we posted a required reading [...]

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Marc Faber: Long Electric Fences, Dobermans, Munitions

July 30th, 2010 · 4 Comments · bartertown, markets

More doom from Marc Faber, forecasting a general bad mood that will turn into a deflationary spiral: In the August edition of the The Gloom, Boom & Doom Report Marc Faber questions whether the Dow could hit 1,000 as predicted by Robert Prechter, based on his interpretation of Elliot Waves, Fibonacci numbers and socioeconomic trends. [...]

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$GS Misses The Point

July 29th, 2010 · No Comments · all ur bankz, fail, goldman sachs

Let’s say, for the sake of argument, that you and I had devised a deal that would make us a lot of money at the expense of someone else. We would, of course, never do such a thing, but let us pretend. This being the 21st century, we would, naturally, communicate about this deal via [...]

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The Sitch and Snooki Are Ringers

July 27th, 2010 · 1 Comment · markets

If you need more proof of the coming of the apocalypse — the cast of the Jersey Shore rang the opening bell today at the NYSE. (I’m six hours behind Eastern right now, so just seeing this, sorry if it’s old news.) This video is great for three reasons: 1) The revelation that THIS is [...]

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Timmay’s Inner Monologue (Video)

July 27th, 2010 · No Comments · Timmay

The good folk at Funny or Die have managed to LOL video, something we lack the technical capacity to do. Here, a look into the darkest recesses of Timmay’s mind as he doesn’t answer questions about Elizabeth Warren. Timothy Geithner’s Secret Thoughts on Elizabeth Warren – watch more funny videos

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