Entries from June 17th, 2010

$BAC Customers: Pay These Fees Or You’ll Make Brian Moynihan Cry

June 17th, 2010 · 8 Comments · fail

Look how sad Bank of America’s CEO has been made by the prospect of not collecting as much money in service charges! (As y’all know, new regulations are going to make it much harder for the banksters to rake it in when, for example, you happen to overdraft on a $3.85 latte because you thought [...]

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Dollar Menunaires No More! Fannie, Freddie Delisted

June 16th, 2010 · 6 Comments · fail

The failboat is forced to make room for two more, as $FNM and $FRE both are summarily delisted from the New York Stock Exchange for the failure to keep their stock above the loller-dollar level: The companies’ regulator, the Federal Housing Finance Agency, said Wednesday that it expects Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac shares to [...]

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Chatroulette: Investors Not Interested In THAT Kind Of “Longs”

June 15th, 2010 · 5 Comments · breaking news

Chatroulette – a service (which I probably don’t have to explain to any of you, but just in case) that takes advantage of the fact that we all have cameras built into our laptops and a lot of time in the evenings in which we are bored, and provides any two random users a platform [...]

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NY Chaos: Government Shutdown, Funds Borrowing From Themselves, Cats And Dogs Sleeping Together

June 14th, 2010 · 7 Comments · fail

Straight outta Albany, it’s the most brilliant idea ever. New York State can’t afford to make its required payments to its pension fund this year… unless it borrows the money from the very same pension fund it’s making the payments to: Gov. David A. Paterson and legislative leaders have tentatively agreed to allow the state [...]

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Funday Friday Links

June 11th, 2010 · 1 Comment · links

- How do you fight developers in China? With rocket power – Debtor’s prison: an idea back with a vengeance (h/t WallStreetFighter) – Moody’s says anyone hating on the European banks is doin it rong. FT Alphaville says O RLY – Estate planning, Danny DeVito and Billy Crystal-style – So what do banks do now [...]

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