- Please, won’t somebody think of the cheeses?

- Breaking news: “Paper gold” more “paper” than “gold”

- $STI has a record number of multibillion-dollar depositors… via computer glitch

- Casting call for financial crisis movie actors. As always with Dealbreaker, there’s gold in the comments, e.g., “Dog The Bounty Hunter as Meredith Whitney”. (h/t WallStreetFighter)

- It hurts (your pocketbook) to laugh.

Finally… wouldn’t you like to get investment and budgeting tips from your very own financial advisor? After you see this video, be careful what you wish for:

Stalker Financial Expert Offers Recession Tips Just For Woman He Follows