If you don’t like dealing with Comcast or Cablevision or whoever your provider is in the States, it could be worse. You could be in the UK and have the BBC on your a**.

TRB speculates on an upcoming Barclays buy. It really is like a classic whodunit, so my money is on Suntrust, in the dirty south, with a cash cushion. (Never mind the vultures.) $STI already sold off a lot of its high-fructose $KO poison pill, no?

I guess spite isn’t the motivator it used to be, but would you fink on a tax cheat in exchange for 15% of their bill?

IMF? EMF? JDA on the difference. (I enjoy acronyms and reminiscing about the 90s electronica they used to play at arena football games.)

Don’t try to con a New Yorker. (h/t WallStreetFighter)

Finally… if print is dead, what will hoarders hoard? We think it’s going to be all the stuff they bought with coupons:

How Will The End Of Print Journalism Affect Old Loons Who Hoard Newspapers?