Brokers being stalked by cougars. What else is new?

Three cougars were sited at the Salt Lake City offices of Goldman Sachs around 7 a.m. Monday.

And we’re not talking about women of a certain age out on the prowl.

These are real life cougars. Mountain lions.

The Goldman offices are located at a remote spot near the University of Utah campus. Three young cougars were spotted in and around the parking garage at 295 Chipeta Way. The security camera captured the prowling.

“At this time we don’t see any real threats,” building manager Jonothon Bates said, according to a local news report. “We’re keeping our eyes open, if we do see them on property again, we’ll get back in touch with the Division of Wildlife Resources.”

We assume Jonothon is already atop the task of wrangling these cougars and shipping them to the bars in NY where they belong ensuring they are successfully transported to wilder habitats. In the meantime, SLC Goldman boys, watch your wallets, and beware of any ladies who wear leggings as pants and might wish to buy you a drink.