http://lolfed.com/2010/02/17/moving-day-citimortgage-style/ Financial Humor, Political Jokes and LOLCats Sat, 28 Jan 2012 21:03:33 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://lolfed.com/2010/02/17/moving-day-citimortgage-style/#comment-4490 Glossolalia Black Sat, 20 Feb 2010 15:04:44 +0000 http://lolfed.com/?p=5418#comment-4490 Good god, don't tempt me to move to Orlando, Alyx, I'll never forgive you for luring me back to Florida. Good god, don’t tempt me to move to Orlando, Alyx, I’ll never forgive you for luring me back to Florida.

]]> http://lolfed.com/2010/02/17/moving-day-citimortgage-style/#comment-4479 $BAC Foreclosing On Houses They Didn’t Finance Thu, 18 Feb 2010 04:02:35 +0000 http://lolfed.com/?p=5418#comment-4479 [...] we posted that $C and the Bandit were playing Let’s Make A Deal with homeowners, offering them a hot grand for their deed if they would walk away from houses they [...] [...] we posted that $C and the Bandit were playing Let’s Make A Deal with homeowners, offering them a hot grand for their deed if they would walk away from houses they [...]

]]> http://lolfed.com/2010/02/17/moving-day-citimortgage-style/#comment-4478 alyx Wed, 17 Feb 2010 22:28:23 +0000 http://lolfed.com/?p=5418#comment-4478 If someone who is eligible wants to step up and hold the property in their name for us, after the $8K tax rebate we can get the thing for two grand. I would be happy to assist with (and of course document) the Castle Bandit conversions. If someone who is eligible wants to step up and hold the property in their name for us, after the $8K tax rebate we can get the thing for two grand. I would be happy to assist with (and of course document) the Castle Bandit conversions.

]]> http://lolfed.com/2010/02/17/moving-day-citimortgage-style/#comment-4477 Davros Wed, 17 Feb 2010 20:55:31 +0000 http://lolfed.com/?p=5418#comment-4477 If we all chip in to get $1000 we can get a mortgage of $50pm! An apartment will cost me less than a cellphone. Shall we buy it and call it is Castle Bandit? C World? Or just cover the walls with picture of Rob Rubin and never visit? Or buy it on a $50 pm month mortgage, default and try and renegoiate with Citi? If we all chip in to get $1000 we can get a mortgage of $50pm! An apartment will cost me less than a cellphone. Shall we buy it and call it is Castle Bandit? C World? Or just cover the walls with picture of Rob Rubin and never visit? Or buy it on a $50 pm month mortgage, default and try and renegoiate with Citi?

]]> http://lolfed.com/2010/02/17/moving-day-citimortgage-style/#comment-4475 Jason Wed, 17 Feb 2010 15:31:31 +0000 http://lolfed.com/?p=5418#comment-4475 9 grand and a stone's throw from prostitutes? I think I have found my vacation home. 9 grand and a stone’s throw from prostitutes? I think I have found my vacation home.

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