Operation Mugabe: Opposing The Fed And Flipping Mish’s Script

January 23rd, 2010 by alyx · 4 Comments · bernanke

So the reappointment of Benny is going to go to a vote soon, and Mish Shedlock is organizing a phone drive of sorts to encourage anyone opposed to the confirmation of Ben Bernanke’s reappointment to call up the undecided Senators and express their discontent. It’s a good cause, and if you’d like to see Benny pack up his desk, we recommend it, especially if you do live in any of those undecided Senators’ districts.

We want to participate in this kind of grassroots activism, this outrage. But we know we need to serve up a few lulz for the cause, as well. Mish has got the undecided guys covered; our proposal is that you instead channel the spirit of the great Robert Mugabe, leader of Zimbabwe and patron saint of money printers, and call up one of the folks on Mish’s “For Confirmation” list:

AKAKA, Daniel K. (D-HI)
BAYH, Evan (D-IN)
BENNET, Michael F. (D-CO)
BROWN, Sherrod (D-OH)
DODD, Christopher J. (D-CT)
DURBIN, Richard J. (D-IL)
JOHNSON, Tim (D-SD)
KOHL, Herb (D-WI)
MENENDEZ, Robert (D-NJ)
REED, Jack (D-RI)
SCHUMER, Charles E. (D-NY)
TESTER, Jon (D-MT)
WARNER, Mark R. (D-VA)
BENNETT, Robert F. (R-UT)
CORKER, Bob (R-TN)
GREGG, Judd (R-NH)
JOHANNS, Mike (R-NE)

…and tell ‘em why you’re enthused that they’re giving Ben their ringing endorsement. I’ve even made a few suggested modifications to Mish’s script to make it easy for you:

What To Say: Introduce yourself as _______ Mugabe, then make it simple so as to not tie up the lines … “I am pleased to hear that you support the reappointment of Ben Bernanke [because I am in significant debt and would benefit from a period of hyperinflation/because I am eager to one day use paper currency for kindling/because all that gold in my portfolio has been going through the roof lately/because ZIRP has a nice ring to it/because beards are sexy/because I want to be too big to fail when I grow up/because we know newspapers can't keep the printing industry alive/because being the 2009 Person Of The Year oughtta still be worth somethin'/other reason] .

BERNANKE 2010… THE MUGABES HAVE SPOKEN!

Mish indicated you may be asked for your city and zipcode, so if you want to go legit here is the Zip-Code Database; you can also look up the phone numbers in the Online Directory For The 111th Congress for the guys I referenced above.

I almost dragged Gono’s name into this instead, but I already had the Operation Mugabe graphic from Michael S., from almost a year ago. So Operation Mugabe it is.

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