Sexy can I wear tight pants in my high school yearbook? If you’re Jamie Dimon, sexy yes you can. Oh, when I said “package,” did you think I was talking about compensation? Gawker has a lot of shots of JPMorgan’s man on top, if you need some fun late-night/early-morning (depending on when you’re catching this post) visuals. The man, the myth, the legend:

A fed staffer announced to all the CEOs that Paulson, Geithner, and Cox would soon be coming downstairs. When Jamie Dimon, dressed in tight blue jeans, black loafers, and a shirt showing off his muscles, wandered into the room, Colm Kellcher whispered to John Mack, “He’s in pretty good shape for his age.”

(h/t to LoLo, Esq.)