Yeah, so all that business about Roger Penske stepping in and rescuing clown car manufacturer Saturn? Not so much. That deal sort of fell apart near the last minute and, because this is steaming pile of crap Saturn, GM is giving up, shutting the brand (some would say it’s been Pontiac’d) and closing down the [...]
Entries from September 30th, 2009
Victory Is Someone’s!
September 30th, 2009 · 4 Comments · all ur bankz, breaking news, win
Secret insider LOLFed information: starting back last year, right around November or so, Alyx and I started putting together “You’re fired!” images for various CEOs whose jobs might have been in trouble. Kind of like how a news organization will have obituaries written up in advance for old famous people, except we are in no [...]
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Mother Nature Pitches In To Recovery Effort
September 30th, 2009 · No Comments · Uncategorized
Insurance is really a fantastic racket, right up until the point where your customers have to actually use your service. Paying claims is a bummer, as any insurer will tell you. Why can’t the customers just send us a check every month and never ask us to pay them back, they would say (off the [...]
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Bank CEO Says What?
September 30th, 2009 · 1 Comment · all ur bankz, regulatin
So John Mack revealed himself as an Elder of Zion or an Illuminati or something, in an interview with Bloomberg TV, by advancing the idea of a single global bank regulator. New World Order: it’s not just a Ministry song anymore! “A better system would be one uber-regulator,” Mack said in an interview in New [...]
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Tragedy Of The Week: Unemployed Venezuelan Hotties
September 29th, 2009 · 2 Comments · fail
The factory that cranks out Miss Venezuelas is cutting production: The local “Miss Venezuela” organization — which has landed the South American nation more international pageant titles than any other country — announced on Wednesday it had slashed the number of national competitors to 20 from 30. “I’ve asked Osmel to be a bit stricter [...]
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