Entries from July 31st, 2009

Friday Fun

July 31st, 2009 · No Comments · links

What’s entertaining Team LOLFed today? – How we wish the White House drinkin’ summit really went. – Friday Caption Contest. Quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on Dealbreaker. Anyone got an ID on this guy? – Best AmEx chargeback  ever: $25,000 shows up on this guy’s credit card for “unexplained services” at a [...]

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The Bar Has Been Raised

July 30th, 2009 · 9 Comments · fail

You might think insider trading cases are boring, filled with nothing more sordid than stories of muffled late-night phone calls to brokers from inside the boardroom, addled CFOs reeking of rum and cigarettes, hair sweaty and dishevelled, shirt half-untucked, screaming “Sell! Sell! Sell!” to an empty room and an uncaring world before the abysmal news [...]

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The Daily Show Takes A Trip To Geithner’s House

July 30th, 2009 · 2 Comments · subprime, Timmay

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c

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Government Discovers Two-Sided Paper

July 29th, 2009 · No Comments · win

Yes, that was the actual headline from the WSJ’s snark-heavy article on government cost-cutting measures of late. Really, they did all the writing for us. Go on, read it. It’s worth your while. I’ll wait. There, all done?  Let’s continue. Some of you with longer attention spans may remember way back in March or whatever we [...]

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Goldman Attorneys Fear Chris Hansen

July 29th, 2009 · 3 Comments · fail, goldman sachs

Oh, to catch a predator… we’ve heard GS controls every branch of government, but I guess not lower-level judicial. Which sucks for Todd Genger: Todd Genger is a lawyer for Goldman Sachs. Genger was arrested on July 27, 2009 after he allegedly tried to lure a 15-year-old girl, who he met in a chat online, [...]

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