From the “blog” of “unnecessary” quotation marks comes this little gem, in which Chase admits in thinly veiled code to being a Ponzi scheme.  There’s so much win here; the acceptance that the bank will cold lose all of your money, the allegation that any money you deposit is likely counterfeit, the lettering lovingly hand-colored onto posterboard with magic friggin’ markers.

(h/t to Jessica and her ever-informative Google Talk status message)