We wonder if he’s having trouble getting tables at Dorsia now, too.  JPMorgan’s Jamie Dimon, former contender for LOLFed’s Golden Cojones award who was recently caught whining about his vilification, showed up today to meet with President Obama and got pwned by security:

Jamie Dimon of JPMorgan Chase & Co., John Mack of Morgan Stanley and Camden Fine, president of the Independent Community Bankers of America, arrived for the noon meeting of as many as 15 banking executives such as chief executive officers Vikram Pandit of Citigroup Inc. and Lloyd Blankfein of Goldman Sachs Group Inc. At the security guard’s booth, Dimon was asked to repeat his name twice and spell it once. He said he was there for a meeting with the president.

So, the Bandit shows up, sans mask, and waltzes right in. Camden Fine, whom I would not even recognize, has no problems. Dimon, however… what was your name again?

We’re worried about you lately, Jamie. Maybe you should invest in some of those “I’m CEO, bitch” business cards that Mark Zuckerberg, the guy from Facebook, used to hand out. You know, just to make sure everyone remains aware and shows respect.

(Story suggestion h/t WallStreetFighter.)