Don’t Tell Me, I’ll Tell You

February 24th, 2009 by Jason · 4 Comments · all ur bankz, bailout, bernanke

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For any of you who still believe our banks are not nationalized (I mean you, Ken Lewis), new Fed guidelines require bailout-receiving banks to check in with the Fed before issuing dividends.  Banks are also not allowed to date until they are 16, and cannot borrow the car so don’t even ask.

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