(Alternate caption: HAY US DOOD! MONETARY EASING FTW!!1)

No, you didn’t click on The Onion by accident; the Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe really did congratulate the United States on their willingness to stuff money into every orifice of the economy (h/t Caroline B for sending the link my way):

As Monetary Authorities, we have been humbled and have taken heart in the realization that some leading Central Banks, including those in the USA and the UK, are now not just talking of, but also actually implementing flexible and pragmatic central bank support programmes where these are deemed necessary in their National interests.

That is precisely the path that we began over 4 years ago in pursuit of our own national interest and we have not wavered on that critical path despite the untold misunderstanding, vilification and demonization we have endured from across the political divide.

Here in Zimbabwe we had our near-bank failures a few years ago and we responded by providing the affected Banks with the Troubled Bank Fund (TBF) for which we were heavily criticized even by some multi-lateral institutions who today are silent when the Central Banks of UK and USA are going the same way and doing the same thing under very similar circumstances thereby continuing the unfortunate hypocrisy that what’s good for goose is not good for the gander….

As Monetary Authorities, we commend those of our peers, the world over, who have now seen the light on the need for the adoption of flexible and practical interventions and support to key sectors of the economy when faced with unusual circumstances.

(Link to original RBZ statement from Governor Gono.)

Dr. Gono’s original words are from April, but seem more apropos now than before — assuredly Ben and Hank have been basking in his praise, happy to lead us along the road to being a country of billionaires as they inflate the monetary base to make up for the supposedly temporary disappearance of credit.