LOLFed Friday Morning Financial Fun

November 21st, 2008 by alyx · 8 Comments · links


Neel Kashkari voted one of the sexiest men alive. IDK, not really into Sam The Eagle. Wonder if People Magazine got some dollars at the TARP for including him? Print is dead.  [WSJ]

Buy a toaster, get a free bank. I only want the toaster if it can render Vikram Bandit on toast. Rehashing the image because I love it so [FT Alphaville]

Quantitative easing? Call in the invisible helicopters! [Josh Reviews Everything]

This Halliburton option has a LOLTicker. King Hal soon to be demoted to squire, get those puts before they put in their application to become a bank holding company [h/t Peter Hanson]

Sweden redefines “voluntary” [Bloomberg, h/t Caroline B]

Venture capitalists have found a new prospect: Somali pirates. Impressive revenue growth and low expenses! [The Daily Mash, h/t WallStreetFighter]

The poll from earlier this week puts Rick Wagoner as most likely to get on his knees in front of Congress to beg for dollars. Can’t wait to see the business plans these guys cough up. 1) Get federal moneys. 2) ????. 3) Profit.

The Bandit does a call this morning, blames fearmongering, says their capital position is strong, and says he doesn’t want to sell off any of their business units, e.g., Smith Barney. POLL – will Citigroup survive the weekend:

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