
Loyal commenter and LOLFed legal counsel Lolo, ESQ., is perhaps the only person on the entire planet who watches The Jim Cramer Happytime Hour of Fail and Lies (dba Mad Money), and has pestered me in that special way she has to alert you all that the beloved Bandit has been added to the dreaded Wall of Shame.
Cramer, it seems, has an hour to fill each day and there is only so much time a sweaty, balding half-wit with rolled-up sleeves and a giant ego can spend making barking noises come out of his soundboard, so he has this Wall of Shame thing he occasionally turns to when he runs out of terrible stocks he tells you to buy or fantastic stocks he warns you to avoid. This wall is a list of CEOs of companies who are, shall we say, not living up to their full potential. Past honorees include Chuck Prince and Bob Nardelli, which should give you an idea of the degree of obviousness Cramer deals in. Up until yesterday, Yahoo founder Jerry Yang held the coveted top spot, but since he isn’t a CEO anymore, he clearly had to go. So up goes the Bandit, as evidenced by my hastily-assembled knockoff of the official wall, seen above.
So there you go, in case you care, which you should not because this is Jim Cramer we are talking about.


Lolo, ESQ // Nov 19, 2008 at 10:08 am
yeah so what i need hot stock tipzzzzzzz
Bill G // Nov 19, 2008 at 10:22 am
Booooooyaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
alyx // Nov 19, 2008 at 10:37 am
Cramer’s alright for stock tips, as long as you do the opposite of whatever he says.
Lolo, ESQ // Nov 19, 2008 at 10:43 am
HOUSE OF PAIN FOR YOU BANDIT. KEEP THE MASK ON.
Cesar Cardoso // Nov 19, 2008 at 10:59 am
The Bandit + Jim Cramer = no shortage of lulz
Lolo, ESQ // Nov 19, 2008 at 11:32 am
http://www.cnbc.com/id/27803233
FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL
Somewhere Chuck Prince is LOL
Jason // Nov 19, 2008 at 11:37 am
Any minute now Sandy Weil is going to storm into the Bandit’s secret hideout and choke a Vik.
CB // Nov 19, 2008 at 11:44 am
Any minute now Bandit will don his cute mask & storm into Cramer’s hideout to do unspeakable things to him.
obvious // Nov 19, 2008 at 9:41 pm
When does Cramer nominate himself for the Wall of Shame? I’d watch that.