Inspired by this cover of Bloomberg Markets which exhibits fail of most epic proportions:

…here is the “Last Man Standing” poll, in which you can vote for which CEO you felt has best made himself irreplaceable and his firm too big to fail. Everybody knows I think it’s Dimon, but there’s a few other bankers on there for you and, what the hell, I threw in GM’s CEO just in case some of you have heard the Detroit lobbyists are working triple shifts these days or something. If you think there’s a failboat on the way for every CEO I mentioned, just leave a comment. The poll’s winner, as you can probably imagine, will be photoshopped into something congratulatory, because that is what we do here. The losers… yeah, we’ve got a fail armada for them.