Ur Banks. Give Us Dem.

October 10th, 2008 by Jason · 3 Comments · all ur bankz, hank paulson

Why, if I’m not mistaken, this is the first recycled picture on LOLFed.  Don’t blame me (even though I believe I made the first one as well), blame Hammerin’ Hank for spending all his time trying to leave the economy in utter ruin and not posing for seductive photographs that would make my job a lot easier.  C’mon, twenty minutes at your local Glamour Shots.  Ten pictures of you looking like you’ve just discovered a dead body would float this site for WEEKS.  No?  Well screw you, cueball, I’ll just keep re-using the same six pictures of you, forever.

Short story, Hank will be using some of his newfound powers to purchase stock in banks.  Long story, Hank will be using some of his newfound powers to purchase stock in banks.  This is the first time such measures have been taken since the Great Depression (not so great, akshully), which should work wonders in silencing those naysaying 60% of Americans who say we’re heading into another one.

Here’s a tip for you, Hank: LEHMQ might look like a fantastic deal, but I have inside sources that tell me that bank isn’t doing very well.  You didn’t hear that from me, if anyone asks.

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