Considering Citigroup executive Sallie Krawcheck’s impending departure from the company with, currently, no next job lined up, one might suspect she would do anything to keep the lights turned on at what I can only assume is her extravagant home in some tony part of NYC.  Ms. Krawcheck, as illustrated above, is quite the looker and so would be an ideal candidate for Playboy’s upcoming Women of Wall Street issue.  Unfortunately for the drooling masses, she likely possesses “integrity” and other such outdated concepts that would prevent the world from peering between her balance sheets, not to mention a desire to get another C-level job at some point in her future.  I understand those are hard to come by when boards of directors have seen your vulva.

However, this should not stop the teeming millions* of recently laid-off investment bank workers who are all competing with one another for the same jobs and could really use that extra thousand dollars to pay for another eightball to make life worth living another few hours.  All one needs is to be 18 years old, female, have worked for a financial institution, and have little to no self-respect – which, let’s face it, is implied by “have worked for a financial institution.”  Hey, I wonder if Maria Bartiromo would be up for this.

*Number may be exaggerated.