President George W. Bush plans to speak to the American public tonight about the bailout. (Suze Orman wasn’t available?) If you’re like me and you can’t bear to watch this trainwreck but will probably watch it anyway, I’ve created a Bailout Bingo card:
I would have turned it into a drinking game but with these terms, that would probably result in alcohol poisoning. Enjoy, and feel free to scream out “BINGO!” even though you know the prize is, well, tranche upon tranche of bad loans.
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Nemo // Sep 24, 2008 at 1:46 pm
You forgot “9/11″ and “nukular”.
David // Sep 24, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Given the likely outcome of this bailout game there really shouldn’t be a box labeled “Free Space”.
mr3 // Sep 25, 2008 at 12:42 am
lol “free space”
diva13 // Sep 25, 2008 at 1:09 pm
I found the speech amusing in how Bush refers to American citizens as consumers first, citizens second.